Welcome to the wonderful world of the fabulous Miss Rixie. What you have before your eyes are the innermost thoughts of a rambling future teacher-slash-superstar. Here life is Grand and Full Of Purpose, be it researching soap operas on the internet or stalking teachers on the beautiful University of Iowa campus, yelling free advice out the window or performing hallway gymnastics. If any of this frightens you, it would be best to turn back now--this is only the tip of the iceberg.

Enter at your own risk. You've been warned ...