Q: Do you eat as much pizza as college students are supposed to be eating in the movies?
A: I suppose so..
Q: If college students are supposed to be so broke, how do they afford pizza all of the time?
A: Er...I don't know.
Q: What kind of music do you listen to?
A: I like everything, except I don't listen to country.
Q (suspiciously): Do you like rap?
A: Sure. I like some rap.
Q (in disbelief): What's your favorite rap song?
A: Hmm...I don't really have one.
Q (testing me): Name some you listen to.
A: I listen to a lot of Eminem.
Q: Do you like the milkshake song?
A: I'm kinda sick of it. It's overplayed, dontcha think?
Q: Well, if she even knows of it, it proves she's cool.
A: Ah, acceptance into the rap world... just what I've always dreamed of.
Q: Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
A: Ick! No way. I don't eat anything green or healthy for you. That's why I'm 5'2.
Q: Can you shimmy and shake it?
A: Um ... next question.
Q: Our teacher is pretty weird, huh?
A: Next question.
Q: Are you a cat or dog person?
A: Dog person, all the way!
Q: Do you like ice cream?
A: Uh... who doesn't? I love ice cream, especially chocolate chip and mint chocolate chip!!
Q: Are you married?
A: No, thank God!
Q: Parlez vous francais?
A: No.
Q: As tu melade?
A: No hablo francais.
Q: Je le deteste?
A: Uh...what?
Q: Were you an outkast in high school? Weird? Cool? Popular?
A: First of all, that's not how you spell outkast. Outkast is a music group. Outcast is what you meant. ... Secondly, I believe that answers your question.
Q: What's your favorite kind of spaghetti?
A: ... There's more than one?
