Funny Things That Happened in School this Week:
Taylor and Brandi approach my desk from two different directions.
Me (still typing, not looking at either of them): what's up?
Taylor and Brandi in perfect unison: Can I go to the bathroom? [Look at each other.]
Taylor: Awkward.
Brandi: Totally awkward.
Taylor: Should we hold hands and skip down the hall together?
After I turn on my air conditioning which rattles and groans and makes noises like a popcorn popper.
Nicole [sitting the closest to it]: If that blows up, I'm gonna be the first to die.
Chelsea: Miss A, I haven't seen you in ...
Me: It has been forever!
Chelsea: ... pants before. Oh ...
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