My favorite conversation from last week:

To take a page from the Operagirl:


My favorite conversation from last week:
[After working 2 hours on a contract at work for my father, only to find an identical one already made in a folder]
ME (nearly hysteria): WHAT'S THIS??

DAD: Oops. Guess I already had Heather make one. (To Heather) And I wasn't going to tell you, but I already had Erica make that contract you did for me just now.

ME: But I worked for TWO HOURS on that contract.

DAD: Well, I appreciate the effort.

[Heather and I exchange glances.]

HEATHER: I think we need to work on our ... (spells out "communication" using the manual alphabet)

DAD: Our what?



My favorite conversation from this week:
SWIMMING LESSONS KIDS: Erica, how old are you?

ME: How old do you think?

SLK: 46?

ME: What?

SLK: 32?

ME:

SLK: 41?

ME: I'm gonna go home and kill myself

SLK: 37?