Stephanie: "'I notice you only speak ghetto half the time.'
Ranger: 'I'm multilingual.'
I watched him walk away, feeling jealous, wishing I knew a second language."
-One for the Money, Janet Evanovich
Morelli: "'You've harassed my mother, stolen my car, and now you're telling people I've gotten you pregnant! In my opinion, getting someone pregnant is pretty fucking personal! Jesus, isn't it enough I'm accused of murder? What are you, the bounty hunter from hell?'
Stephanie: 'You're overwrought.'
Morelli: 'I'm beyond overwrought. I'm resigned. Everyone has a ccross to bear ... you're mine. I give up. Take the car. I don't care anymore. ... You're not making phone calls, are you?'
Stephanie: 'No, of course not.'
Morelli: 'Phone calls are expensive.'
Stephanie: 'Not to worry.'
Morelli: 'Shit. My life is shit.'
Stephanie: 'Probably this is just a phase.'"
-One for the Money, Janet Evanovich
Only 43 more hours until I get to see Janet Evanovich. Damn skippy!
