“Give me an occupation or I shall run mad.”
-Alan Rickman, Sense and Sensibility, 1995
I’m in love. And not the shallow, fleeting, puppy-love sort either. No, this is full-blown, ever-lasting love. This is Sonny love. And those of you who know me well (or really, know me at all) know what that means. This is obsessive love.
His name is Orlando Bloom. He’s an actor. He’s currently starring in Pirates of the Caribbean and come December, he’ll reprise his role as Legolas in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. He’s also British. That means double hotness.
All right, so he doesn’t exactly know I exist, but that’s never stopped me before, now has it? Why let a little thing like that get in my way?
So since I’m at work, I decided to put my time to good use. I’m at a point where I’m ready to stop random people walking by my cubicle to say, ala Alan Rickman, “Give me something to do or I shall run [even MORE] mad!” But now I have plenty to research. There are Orlando Bloom pictures to admire, Orlando Bloom quotes to memorize, Orlando Bloom interviews to read, Orlando Bloom multimedia to download, Orlando Bloom e-cards to send, and did I mention there are Orlando Bloom pictures to admire?
