The brother

Me [walking through the living room to go to my room]: Hey, Bren.
Brennan [lying on the couch reading a book]: Are you going to talk to Mom?
Me: No, I'm going to my room. Why?
Brennan: Well, I have to talk to Mom, so I was going to say let me go down and talk to her first because I would hate to have to interrupt you.
Me [drily]: How ... selfless of you.

Shows I'll Be Seeing in the 2009-2010 Season

1. David Cook
2. Wicked
3. Rent
4. Cirque Dreams Illumination
5. The Lion King
6. August: Osage County
7. South Pacific
8. Jersey Boys